For real, this time
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So you wanna be a clown? (I've been hearing this all my life!) Well, wouldn't you know it - there is code of ethics for clowns!! The Eight Clown Commandments is tough, especially the I will not drink alcoholic beverages prior to any clown appearances and I will conduct myself as a gentleman at all times.
or Lava-boarding for the non-Hawaiin speakers out there. This is crazy stuff, not for the average yoke.
(But if you want one, it's $3,000)
Says Tom "Pohaku" Stone: I heard the kahea kahiko, the old call, and I stopped denying my culture. I started wanting to rediscover the old ways. This many is crazy, but I think he's on to something pretty cool (and historic).